You're Not Bad at Raising Capital.
You're Using the Wrong Playbook.
THE QUICK START GUIDE TO CRUSHINGIT
Eight frameworks that end the begging, the chasing, the humiliation.
Start attracting your Right Fit Clients, Investors and Partners this week.
By Lauralouise & Anric Blatt
70+ Years Experience | $5B+ Raised | 5 Continents | 100's of Funds | 1000's of Pitches
$28
The price of a burger and a glass of Malbec
100% donated to veterans, first responders, and victims of sex trafficking
HOW MUCH LONGER CAN YOU KEEP DOING THIS?
Another pitch deck. Another rejection. Another month pretending this is normal.
You have the track record. You have the expertise. You have the vision.
But every time you approach an investor, you feel like you are begging. Like you need them more than they need you.
You watch others close deals with what looks like ease. Meanwhile, you are sending follow-up emails that never get answered. Taking meetings that go nowhere. Explaining yourself to people who do not deserve your time.
The worst part? You are starting to believe maybe you are not good at this.
HERE'S THE TRUTH
I lost $2.3 million in one deal.
Not because the market crashed. Not because the business failed. Because I chose the wrong partner. Someone with money who was not my Right Fit Client.
That failure nearly destroyed my marriage. Destroyed my confidence. Cost me two years of my life fixing the mess.
But it taught me something that changed everything.
You are not bad at raising capital. You are chasing the wrong 10% while ignoring the best 90%. You are using a playbook designed for amateurs when you are a professional. You are positioning yourself as the beggar when you should be the prize.
Everything you have been taught about capital raising is backwards.
EIGHT FRAMEWORKS THAT FIX THIS
Each chapter is implementation-ready. Read Monday. Apply Tuesday. See results by Friday.
Chapter 1: Breaking the BBB Cycle
Escape the Bullshit → Begging → Badgering trap that keeps you chasing. Josh Taylor closed £100M after 47 rejections using this framework. You will understand why those rejections were not about you.
Chapter 2: The 90% Opportunity Nobody Sees
Stop competing for the active 10%. Learn how Sarah Jensen tripled her fund in six months by accessing the dormant 90% that every other manager ignores. Includes the Dining Room Table Test that filters wrong-fit capital before you waste months.
Chapter 3: Your Failure is Your Fortune
The Japanese art of Kintsugi repairs broken pottery with gold, making it more valuable than the original. Your business scars work the same way. Learn how to weaponize your scar tissue into competitive advantage. This chapter alone is worth 100x your $28.
Chapter 4: The Frame That Makes You The Prize
Frame control is everything. When a 22-year-old intern raised $3M while a Goldman MBA with 147 slides raised zero, it was not about credentials. It was about frame. Learn how to position yourself so investors qualify themselves to you, not the other way around.
Chapter 5: From WHY to WIIFM in 30 Seconds
Your WHY matters to you. Their WIIFM (What's In It For Me) matters to them. The translation formula that turns your passion into their payoff. Three WIIFM drivers that sophisticated investors actually care about. Stop talking about yourself. Start talking about them.
Chapter 6: The Moving Train Strategy
Real momentum is magnetic. Fake scarcity is repulsive. Learn how Rachel raised the last $2M of her $5M round in 14 days by demonstrating progress instead of creating false urgency. Includes the framework for turning quiet wins into loud momentum without looking desperate.
Chapter 7: Your LinkedIn Profile is Killing Deals
Three deadly mistakes that make you look like everyone else. The Monday morning fixes that cost nothing but change everything. Headline formula, About section rewrite, Featured section strategy. Plus the one thing sophisticated investors check that you probably have wrong.
Chapter 8: The Complete System
These eight frameworks work individually. But when you implement them systematically, 2+2 becomes 22. This chapter shows you the CRUSHiNGiT Accelerator, the complete 10-module system that installs all of this permanently. When you are ready. Not before.
This is not theory. This is not motivation. This is 35+ years and $5 billion in capital raised, distilled into eight chapters you can finish in a weekend and implement Monday morning.
THESE FRAMEWORKS WORK
Real results from real entrepreneurs who stopped chasing and started attracting.
"After 47 rejections, I was ready to give up. Anric and Lauralouise showed me I was chasing the wrong investors entirely. Their framework helped me identify and attract the right partners. Six months later, we closed £100M. The difference was not in my pitch. It was in who I was pitching to."
Josh Taylor
Managing Partner, Taylor Capital Partners
"I have spent over $200K on consultants who gave me theory. Anric and Lauralouise gave me a system that works. Within 90 days, we had three serious conversations that became two commitments. Their approach is not about chasing capital. It is about becoming magnetic to the right capital."
Bill Marcus
CEO, Marcus Technologies
"The Authentic Character Flywheel changed everything. I stopped hiding my failures and started leading with them. Suddenly I was not just another fund manager. I was someone investors wanted to back. We tripled our fund size in six months. Lauralouise's insight about vulnerability being a competitive advantage is worth millions."
Sarah Jensen
Founder, Jensen Growth Fund
YOUR $28 SAVES LIVES
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IS THIS FOR YOU?
YES, if:
- ✓ You are raising six, seven, or eight figures from serious investors
- ✓ You are tired of feeling like you are begging for capital
- ✓ You have been rejected by investors who were the wrong fit anyway
- ✓ You understand that implementation beats motivation every time
- ✓ You want to attract the right partnerships, not just any money
NO, if:
- ✗ You are selling $97 courses or widgets on Shopify
- ✗ You want magic formulas that work overnight with no effort
- ✗ You prefer tactics over systematic transformation
- ✗ You are not willing to implement what you learn
COMPLETE HONESTY
I hate manipulation. So let me tell you exactly what this is.
You pay $28. Every dollar goes to charity. You get eight frameworks that work immediately.
Chapter 8 also introduces you to the complete CRUSHiNGiT Accelerator system. Ten modules. $888 (minus your $28 = $860).
That is the funnel. I am telling you upfront because transparency matters more than tactics.
Read the book. Apply the frameworks. If you want the complete system installed, Chapter 8 shows you how.
If not? You got club-level wisdom for club-lunch pricing. Your money went to veterans and trafficking victims. And we are good.
No tricks. No pressure. Just value, transparency, and the option to go deeper when you are ready.
STOP BEGGING. START ATTRACTING.
Eight frameworks that work this week. $28 that saves lives.
Read it this weekend. Implement it Monday. See results by Friday.
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